i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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