So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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