have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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