How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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