i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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