I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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