One girl and one boy is just not enough.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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