I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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