I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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