This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.