I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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