this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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