How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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