Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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