And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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