Christians are straight up FREAKS
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize