He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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