i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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