I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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