"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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