You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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