how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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