it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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