there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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