Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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