Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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