Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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