Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i think i just lost a toe
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