dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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