You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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