ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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