"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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