hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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