Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Found your dick twin last night
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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