I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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