absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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