Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
