i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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