But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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