And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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