Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize