even my farts smell like vagina
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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