Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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