who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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