: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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