but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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