Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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