i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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