school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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