well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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