Sponge bath it is.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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