Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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