no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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