absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize
