Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
