what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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