your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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