Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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