She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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